If I Ran This Shit: 3 Unconventional All In Pitches
Forget storylines, give me the dream matches.
"Set to take place on August 27, All Elite Wrestling’s “All In” at Wembley Stadium is a monumental event that stands as the pinnacle of the company's history, and indeed, one of the most significant moments in the entire wrestling world. With a staggering nearly 8 million-dollar gate, the pressure is on to deliver a spectacle that will be etched in the annals of wrestling lore. As we venture into this fantasy booking adventure, we cast aside the traditional constraints of storylines and embrace the magic of dream matches. Brace yourselves for an electrifying lineup that will bring together the biggest names, the fiercest competitors, and the most awe-inspiring talent, creating a night that will transcend the boundaries of imagination and leave an indelible mark on the heart of every wrestling fan. So, let's dive in and witness these dream showdowns that we hope are destined to redefine the very essence of "All In."
It's time to unleash our imagination and watch our top picks of dream matches unfold in an unforgettable night of adrenaline-pumping action.
Kenny Omega vs. Kota Ibushi
Picture this: the wrestling world has been buzzing with excitement, anticipation, and nostalgia, all pointing to one epic showdown at All In. Kenny Omega versus Kota Ibushi—the dream match we've all been yearning for. These two legends share a bond that transcends the squared circle—a history that spans decades, from their awe-inspiring days as the Golden Lovers to their breathtaking singles clashes.
Every time they've stepped into the ring together, they've crafted pure magic, leaving fans in awe and craving for more. Kota Ibushi's remarkable distinction of being the only one in a major wrestling promotion to kick out of the awe-inspiring One-Winged Angel speaks volumes about the intensity of their rivalry. It's time to fulfill their long-desired wish and give them the spotlight they truly deserve on a major stage. I understand that there might be speculations about Ibushi's status with All Elite Wrestling and concerns about his physical condition, and the lack of clear storyline but let me be clear: I don't care about any of that. What matters is that we get to witness this once-in-a-lifetime clash of titans. So, give me the fight, and let Kota Ibushi go over—guaranteed to be an unforgettable moment in wrestling history.
House of Black vs Ausssie Open & Will Ospreay
Okay I totally get that The House of Black, are in desperate need of a solid trios feud, and AEW needs to be doing more to build rivalries within the trios division. However, in my fantasy booking of All In, I am literally ignoring all of that. If I’m Tony Khan I am having the House of Black the going head-to-head with Aussie Open and the one and only Will Ospreay for the Trios belts. Now, let's be real, House of Black needs some long-standing rivalries with AEW opponents, and what better way to do it than with this epic showdown? But here's the thing, folks, we're not talking about just any trio here. We're talking about the IWGP United States champion, Will Ospreay, teaming up with the current Ring of Honor tag champions—now that's a combo that screams "show-stopping affair!" And let's not forget the talents of Brody King, Buddy Matthews, and Malakai Black—these guys are an unstoppable force. With this match, you're guaranteed to get a trios showdown for the ages, filled with drama, intensity, and pure wrestling prowess. So, TK, pull the trigger, give us a trios match we'll be talking about for years to come.
Willow Nightingale…New ROH World Champion
While Athena's reign as Ring of Honor champion has been nothing short of fantastic, it's time to pass the torch to the one and only Willow Nightingale. Let's face it, folks, Willow is undeniably one of the few genuinely over female babyfaces in the entire company, and the fans are clamoring to see her as the rightful champion. Yes, Athena has delivered a string of unforgettable banger matches during her reign, but the time has come to pull the trigger on Willow's rise to the top. Last week's match between these two was already an absolute masterpiece, leaving fans on the edge of their seats, but the undeniable chemistry and talent they possess make it imperative to run it back for an encore performance. All In organizers, take note of the overwhelming demand for this showdown and give us the matchup we've been longing for. Trust me, when Willow Nightingale triumphs over Athena and claims the Ring of Honor belt, it will be a defining moment that elevates the women's division to new heights. Get ready for an epic chapter in wrestling history that starts with Willow's victory at All In!
